I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

(via unejoliesauvage)

(Source: grettypop)

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone.
Robin Williams   (via traceintheinfinity)

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fabiansoppa:

Thats life :D

(Source: socialid)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
He saw her before he saw anything else in the room.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, One Interne (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: fitzgeraldquotes)

He kissed like he was drowning and I was air.
(via soulsscrawl)

(Source: starmystic)

His mind was a library and I wanted to read all the books
(via soulsscrawl)

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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…